Dec 12th 2008 11:45AM by Will Brinson (author feed)
Filed under: Giants, NFL Police Blotter, NFL Media Watch, NFL RumorsPlaxico Burress’ road show of unbelievably intelligent decisions continues, apparently, with the news that the Giants wideout didn’t just hop out of the shower, pull on some sweatpants, stuff a gun in his trousers and head out to a nightclub.

No sirree — he went to a strip club first, according to the , and while there, he drank some liquor and pounded some turkey, just like every good-souled American that finds themselves in ‘Head Quarters’ does.
Hours before shooting himself, Giants receiver Plaxico Burress and two Big Blue buddies hit a high-class West Side strip club - where they hooked up with three ladies, guzzled two bottles of top-shelf tequila, and gobbled the staff’s post-Thanksgiving dinner, The Post has learned.

A surly, slobbish Burress ate “like an animal,” using his bare hands to snatch pieces of workers’ turkey and stuff his face at the Head Quarters club on Nov. 28, a source said.
To sum up: this situation can’t really get better for Plaxico from this point on. It’s especially bad news because, as mentions, the New York City police — and by extension, presumably Mayor Bloomberg too — are quite interested in the going-ons of Burress and Giant teammates Antonio Pierce and Ahmad Bradshow at said strip club.

And the downward spiral continues too, because we get to find out that Plax is dirt cheap too — he, according to “sources,” only pays the minimum $20 for lap dances and has been called “cheap,” “rude,” and the “least popular celebrity” to grace the clean environment of Head Quarters. Although, you never know, this could end up giving him a logical motive for carrying a handgun.